This website is back, against popular demand.
…However, in keeping with the 2009 DGAF Accord, I will not be expending much energy into learning HTML; therefore, updates will be sporadic and of questionable quality.
I will write some new bits shortly (I just got out of rehab so my skills are kind of spotty. I am battling a hellacious snus addiction right now and I appreciate your respecting my privacy during this trying time). The Archives are being loaded now. Links will be activated in order.
In the meantime, read these, prick!
Non-reptiles Mourn the Loss of the "Crocodile Hunter"
Anderson Cooper Fails to look Intense
July is Transformers 2 is a Stupid-ass Movie Month.
I exercised poor judgment this weekend. Worse than going hoggin' or paying for an mp3; I decided that it would be a cool idea to pay 12 dollars to watch construction equipment turn into walking pinball machines with stage theater voices spouting off about epic save-the-world nonsense. If Optimus Prime were a genuine long-haul semi, he would be too busy with JD, meth, and fumbling with bathroom-dispenser condoms to bother with saving the peons of Planet Earth. Just imagine whatever equipment you have at your work transmogrifying into a sassy android and that's what you would have if the Transformers world really existed. As if you didn't already identify enough from the printer scene from Office Space--which was a much better movie by the way.
*Welcome to the Archives.
It's like saving
2-dollar bills: seriously, who gives a F*CK?!?
Click for the Clippings Archive.
Spoiler Warning: you'll never be satisfied with a real news headline again.
Fun with Words! Click it, you ass! illiter-bugs
Evil Pricks Unite in Grief over Loss of Enron CEO Ken Lay$5
a Gallon by January! We can do this!You need to see this in order to
not see
that.
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