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Evil Pricks Unite in Grief over Loss of Enron CEO Ken Lay

$5 Dollars by January? We can DO THIS!

How to Copulate properly with a Horse

Bomb Disguised as Bomb makes it through Security Checks

Man Wins Poon through sheer Attrition

It only Costs $35 to Suck at Life

I Explain Smoking

Consumers Reject the Second Coming in Favor of PS3

Drug Czar Declares Cease-Fire on the War on Drugs

Local Man Decides to have Beer instead

Area Man Fails Self-inspection

Artist's own Death Gives Career a Big Boost

Secretary "effs" Like a Champ

Norm MacDonald Stole My Shit!

Local Company Seeks Average Employee

Rule Numer One: don't watch Transporter 2.

Tooth Fairy

33% of 70 Years is much too long to Suck

Dry Socket

Non-reptiles Mourn the Loss of the Crocodile Hunter

Anderson Cooper Fails to look Intense

Twilight Eviscerated

Pink is for TOOLS!

Boy + Ballon = You - IQ

The 2009 Golden Wrench Awards!!!

Transformers 2 is a robo-turd

Wikipedia's LEGION (movie) Review!

Bill and Ted's Most Gnarly Reunion still Waiting on "That other Guy"

Amazing New Diet Plan Takes you from Fat to Extremely Creepy-looking in only 38 Days!!!

Brutal Movie Review of The Sixth Day

Pulse Wave Myotron!

Gaydar is Bullshit!

England Called: They want their Language back!

Ashbath.com MMA Interview

Dead Space 2 Dismembered: Ashbath Video Game Review

2 of the Douchiest ad Maneuvers + 2 of the Greatest Songs Ever!

Charlie Sheen Apologizes for Attacks on Entire Universe

The Five Manliest Moments in Cinema EVER!

Battletoads: Digital Saviors!

Attention Males: You've Already Lost--to the KING of DUDES!

Attention, Females--Get your Equality HERE!

L.G. and J-Bo, Part One

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