***Disclaimer: This Book is for Adults Only--No Crybabies Allowed!

--Testimonials--

Listen to what lots of great people are ALREADY saying about this book!!!

"Damn you, son.  God-fucking-damn you."

--Lester Greystone's father

"In this book, Lester Greystone says way more awesome shit than Alec Baldwin EVER has, in any of his movies--or in his real life."

--Daniel Baldwin

"This would be the next Harry Potter book, if Harry Potter weren't such a pussy."

--Joe Rogan, Gilbert Gottfried, Nikola Tesla

"I have laughed exactly 3 times in my life: seeing a fat kid trip and break his face, sharting in public, and reading this book."

--One of those silent English Tower Guard guys

"A month ago, I was contemplating suicide--then I read Lester Greystone's book.....goodbye, world."

--Lester Greystone's ex-girlfriend

"Holy dicking fuck..."

--Caligula

"[Lester] Greystone must be deported--to OUR country, immediately!  Our women and spirits demand it!"

--Denmark (seconded by Sweden)

"Lester Greystone should get a Nobel Prize for Literature for writing this book.  I mean it--where the fuck is Lester Greystone's Nobel Prize?"

--Lester Greystone

Seriously, you're gonna have some cool shit to do, finally!  You are going to absolutely love it--you have my highly conditional, notarized and 32-bit file encrypted guarantee!

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