Attention females: Get your Equality Here!

20 Oct 2011

Women have been clamoring for "equality" ever since the first Australopithecus told his wife to stay inside as an Archaeopterix was making off with his eyes and genitals.  Maybe he was wrong!  ...Or maybe he was just trying to do what he thought was best.  Either way, his cave-son now has a much higher chance of becoming a "power-bottom."

Equality is great as an idea and buzz-word, but people often fail to comprehend possible flipsides to the coin.

My point is, TOTAL equality means taking the same licks on ALL fronts.  I sure as hell don't want to have periods, and I don't want to ALWAYS have a problem with the temperature in the room.  Maybe that's the cosmic reward that men get as payment for being uglier and dying sooner on average.  Makes sense, dunnit? 

You absolutely desrve to be paid the same as a man for the same work, but just keep in mind that men are gonna treat you like men--are you SURE you want this?  There's a million scenarios to consider, but let's take it to a basic and common setup: conversations in the workplace. 

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