24 Sep 2010

Gaydar is BULLSHIT.

This so-called "gaydar" is a term that is getting thrown around a lot, and with great enthusiasm. 

Basically, gaydar is a fake super-power that a lot of people --for reasons that escape me-- seem to wish they had.  Many times, actually discussing someone's supposed gayness is not even the objective; the entire premise of the conversation is to set you up, so you can hear about how good some douche-bag thinks his or her gaydar is.

First off, who gives a fuck?

Second, these dorks try to sell their "same-sex-romance-detection" skills based on observations only a complete fucking idiot would miss, such as a wonky gait or gushing about fashion.

"Haven't you ever noticed how often Devon says the word 'random?' Bing!  I can TOTALLY tell!  My gaydar is soooooo good!"

--Way to go, you tool; you managed to "point out" one of the most uninteresting personal attributes possible, with weightless intuition based on the awesome powers of gossip.

Drop this now, you bullshitters, before you lose all your smart friends!

And if you're one of the ones who believe that society is headed for the toilet, here's more proof:

We used to dream about being able to fly, control fire with our minds, and throw occupied cars at buildings with unbridled strength and impunity.

...Now we fantasize about being able to sniff out who listens to Melissa Etheridge and REALLY gets it.

Can't you goons clamor for a more useful special ability, like uncanny hygiene or not being a shitty driver?

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