Tell the tooth fairy her ass just got FIRED.

If you're debating whether or not to get your wisdom teeth pulled, I'm telling you right now--do it.

Chances are, if they look even remotely suspicious in your x-rays, they will need to be pulled sooner or later.  And if you wait
too long, they're eventually gonna burrow up into your ear canal and lay eggs.

The main reason it get it done, though, is because they sedate you.  Completely.
You may ask: how good can that possibly be?  Let me put it this way: everyone reading this who has been sedated before
has already made for the phone to call their oral surgeon.

Here's how mine went:
I show up, they put me into a chair, you know...usual dentist stuff.
But then, I get my blood pressure taken, and I have electrodes stuck onto my rippling torso, in order to monitor my heartbeat.
Why do they need to monitor my heartbeat?
Because they're gonna get me fucked up, that's why!

I get 3 IV drugs administered in quick succession.  I ask him which drugs they are.  If I remember correctly, their names were
Wonder, Happiness, and Love.

About 20 seconds pass.  I begin to feel a little strange.  15 more seconds pass, and my head starts to swim.  10 more
seconds, and I'm Captain Picard on Prozac, staring into the universe, and every nerve in my cerebral cortex has been
targeted for assassination by female ninjas, whose only method of killing is acrobatic fellatio.

I wish I could grow more.